Vegemite Miner

An Australian term for a gay dude. Vegemite is a brown paste that looks like poop commonly found in Australia as a kind of edible spread. Poop is found in the butthole. Gay dudes go into other dudes buttholes. They often come out with poop on whatever part of their body they used to enter the other dudes anal cavity. Thus when they "pack the fudge," they are in fact mining for Vegemite as well.

Bob: Yo so that dude is the biggest vegemite miner ive ever met.

Joe: Ya bro i know. hes completely gay. what a flamer.

by BD72 February 13, 2009

sex miner

A male who sleeps around wearing a miners headlamp

Where is Birty tonight?
He's being a sex miner!

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

Tit Milker

Machine for one's nipples to be milked.

She really needs a tit milker.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

mincer

Acting like a total bender 100% of the time.

Hosker always wore tights under his jeans, he's a total mincer.

by abcde12345 December 28, 2005

vaginer miner

one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often

He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003