When you get caught hitting on a coworker’s girlfriend, so you quit without a two weeks notice to avoid the awkwardness.
Boss: Where is Doug? His shift started thirty minutes ago!
Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!
Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!
by Twhopper January 3, 2019

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by alicey October 9, 2005

is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.
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