Midnight twinkle

The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.

“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”

by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

midnight picture

A photo that was taken when there wasn't enough light and didn't show up properly. Generally webcam pictures.

'I tried taking a photo last night it was a midnight picture :/'

by gnomez4evz March 18, 2010

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015

midnight dip

Slang for a woman's vagina/The act of sex

Guy 1: So bro got any plans for tonight?
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice

by Sp4cter March 5, 2016

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

Midnight Tumbler

A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.

As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".

by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy December 10, 2008