Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

midget

1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant

by Dr. Bob April 7, 2004

midgetocracy

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.

the midgetocracy of north korea.

by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

Midget hentai BDSM porno

Midget hentai BDSM porno is a very specific type of pornography. You usually watch it to either creme a fast one or for the fun of it

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by CRCN December 6, 2019

drunken midget

Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.

I tried to take a shower at their house, but their shower was designed for a drunken midget.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

fuck midget

A small person that goes around fucking anything they see.

A small slut.

"Man that girl is such a fuck midget"

She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.

by Jaybles117 April 29, 2009

Siberian Circus Midget

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror

I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007