Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

Mellons by Head Kelly March 31, 2009

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frap yo melon

When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.

" Shut up before I frap yo melon "

frap yo melon by Binky April 17, 2003

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1) A tasty fruity 'ade made from melons.
2) Best when drank out of a tall glass, after eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

"Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallooowwwwwssssss..."

melonade by cruste January 28, 2003

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someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

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If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

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A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

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A booty way bigger and more juicy than an apple bottom.

That girls apple bottom is nice, but I prefer my wife's melon bottom.

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