Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .

Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex

by Al fayeed December 28, 2020

Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it

omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy

by God'sServant October 25, 2017

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.

Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."

by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016

Meal jaculate

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020

frankenstein meal

1.Meals that are formed from several other parts and pieces of other meals and leftovers.

2.Usually leftovers no one wanted to eat anyway that are re-served together in order to be called a real meal.

sibling 1: hey do you know what's for dinner tonight?

sibling 2: ya I think mom is making another Frankenstein meal again.

Sibling 1: oh :(

by bgz113 May 31, 2009

meal-timin' it

the act of attending lunch, especially when applied to a structured work day in which one must request a lunch break.

Are we meal-timin' it at noon?

Hey guys, let's meal-time it!

Meal-timin' is my favorite part of the hectic day.

by ernaisha January 30, 2007