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Mortal

Not immortal. A mortal is someone or something that can die off through natural or unnatural selection.
Is there life after this mortal coil is shed?
by larstait October 29, 2003
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mortadella's

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.
"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."
by minghia.net March 29, 2003
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Mortal God

Some who is so perfect and amazing they are god like
Peter is so mint he's a mortal god
by Peter Horan July 9, 2007
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Moorthy

1) To do a quick and haphazard job on something.
2) To screw something up beyond repair.
3) To perform a task without any regard to quality.
He really moorthyed that paint job, it looks awful!
by dudas123 April 4, 2013
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mortal lock

A term to describe a bet that is virtually guaranteed winner, but in reality it is just a coin flip.

The term is a modification of the term, lock, which is used to describe a guaranteed winner in sports betting.

The use of this term is introduced by a poster, Richkas, who use the term to gain attention for his sports gambling picks. Due to the fact that his mortal locks are no better than a coin flip, the term is usually used as a comical modifier for sports gambling picks.

There are several variations of the term lock. Some popular variations are, Sicilian Lock, bet your mother's house lock, and $$$mortal lock$$$.
St. Louis Cardinals is a mortal lock.

Bet the blues, it is a mortal lock.
by picoman March 31, 2009
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Mortal Lock

Something that cannot lose. 100% sure bet.
Michael Schumacher to win the WDC is a Mortal Lock!
by Riker! July 24, 2006
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la petite mort

French phrase literally meaning "the little death". In popular culture it means having a sleep after sex or orgasm. Popular song "I just Died in Your Arms" by English band Cutting Crew was about it.
Oh, I just had la petite mort tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Whoa, whoa
by EconSquad January 27, 2015
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