A male member or penis.
by Craigery James March 03, 2009
The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.
by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010
When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
by FASTASSCRASS June 24, 2007
Jimmy: "..Waiting list, I think you're talking about an exclusion list. Its okay, I should've known because, I mean, look, it's wall to wall mayonnaise in here! So listen, if you're gonna be restricted, have the courage to say so!"
by arsonlst May 29, 2022
Arman is a mayonnaise face!
by arman the mayo face August 27, 2008
The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.
by Rory the sheep October 01, 2009
When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 15, 2010