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Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019
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Marbling

The act of putting grapes up your ass in order to see how many you contain; A great party game for friends and family
Marco and Roberto were Marbling last weekend, Roberto beat Marco's highs core by containing 7 more grapes than Marco could
by _Nova_Bomb October 19, 2021
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Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.
Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!
by Zun Tao October 27, 2021
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Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.
Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.
by 11chuck always September 15, 2021
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Marble

The best cat I will ever have. If you meet a cat named Marble, hold her close and give her lots of attention and love. She is desperate for affection and will cuddle up to you to receive it. She is kind, lovable, very intelligent and cautious.
Marble is irreplaceable and the best cat I’ve ever met
by kk83 March 4, 2023
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less marbles

by Associated February 15, 2023
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marble league

hosted by Greg woods on the channel Jelle's marble runs is a parody of the Olympics and like the olympics are hosted by one of the "teams" replacing countries
man the recent elimination in marble league was brutal!
by andy from advance wars November 18, 2023
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