Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly

You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.

by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022

Deli marble rye

After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.

Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye

by stall2 December 22, 2024

Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.

I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.

I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.

by Aloha01! April 22, 2020

Fuzzy Marble

Definition a:
-A fuzzy bald head
-A crew cut that is fuzzy and round
Definition b:
-ball sack

"you got a fuzzy marble man! 😚"

by actPOSSUM October 31, 2024

Marbling

Marbling: the act of coughing up male sexual cells from a long night of contact

Can we go out tonight? Can't, I'm Marbling

by Thegenbiscuit September 10, 2018