Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.

Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

mancation

Vacationing without women to get in the way. Done in the name of camping, fishing and beer drinking. Ranch(er) handling sometimes also involved.

See also: Brokeback Mountain, Brokeback Boozin

Nathan and Fred are always excited when it's time for their mancation.

Ted bought new deoderant and cologne for his mancation with Joe.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005

mandatory

A brand of heroin once extremely popular on the lower east side of manhattan.
Also, by way of extension, anything that is particularly good or strong.

"What's good today? Mandatory"

"Damn that skunk was MANDATORY bro"
"Yeah"

by Jonathon_Holmes August 4, 2005

Manthong

A Manthong is a metrosexual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches Oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. This is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.

John: "Dude, I saw your girl with Chet again."

Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?

john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"

Bob: "Agreed"

by DeathByMullet April 16, 2008

Marathon weekend

A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.

That marathon weekend kicked the shit out of my liver

by THE DUUUUDE October 1, 2009