An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011
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Person: Hey Monique, did you see that comment that Alex made on your status?
Monique: No I didnt, he must have gone an "MacLeod'ed" the comment before I could read it. What a pussy.
Monique: No I didnt, he must have gone an "MacLeod'ed" the comment before I could read it. What a pussy.
by Anony_baby October 28, 2010
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"Macleod is so innocent!"
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maelstrom is a fag!
by Bren666 July 4, 2008
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by El Yeah January 16, 2010
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by Mack89 November 29, 2013
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