Morris Machine

A delusional attempt to elevate oneself through propagation of a false persona.

Who am I, I'm the Morris Machine.
Of course it worked. Morris Machine.

by SeeMeScrollin September 22, 2018

wash machine head

When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.

Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.

by Mothersloads December 3, 2018

Filling Machine

NOT the rinsing machine. The rinsing machine rinses the bottles out, while the filling machine fills the bottles with soda. i want to re-iterate. this is NOT THE RINSING MACHINE. THIS IS THE FILLING MACHINE

why do people keep confusing the Filling Machine with the Rinsing Machine?

by 14637956857642236735 April 4, 2021

Weirdo Machinima

When someone or something is peculiar beyond words or definition and can only be explained as “weirdo machinima”.

Yeah that guy is just a weirdo machinima.
This person is such a weirdo machinima.
That’s just a case of weirdo machinima.
This is very weirdo machinima.

by Josimhaja May 10, 2021

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

the mitchells vs the machines

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

record machine

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

by Trelane March 9, 2008