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loot the booty

when at a strip club, you try to take all of the money in her g-string; starting with the highest value and then decreasing
John: hey man, i'm going to the strip club tonight rich, and i'm gonna leave broke again
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
John: you have to play with somebody else though
Kurtis: I'll show you how it's done
by banana panzy fucker January 1, 2014
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Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
by SonyBravia February 22, 2025
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Ground Loot

Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.
“This pussy is ground loot bro”
Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024
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Ace'm LOOT Bric

Formally known as 'Acme Tool Crib' this transposed slang phrase was coined by employees and used in a negative way to describe the tool and equipment retailer.
It can't be any worse than working at Ace'm LOOT Bric.

Daren: You wanna grab lunch at the diner?

Dennis: Can't dude, fucking Ace'm LOOT Bric is holding me down today.
by Overbuddy July 2, 2008
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Booty Loot

Aye bro, I found hella booty loot in that house
by Ernest P Worrell June 26, 2023
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Lootely

Someone who is sort of off in the world.
Sara is very lootely today after being on anastasia 😬
by I need help.com June 2, 2018
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Shoot And Loot

The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
i am going to shoot and loot this girl tonight.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014
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