Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

lofthouse

a house which contains a loft
and within that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loft
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oh look there's the sacred lofthouse

by the ugly lover April 16, 2003

loft bed

Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.

I went to this guys house after the bar but faked an emergency when I saw his loft bed.

by Loft bed loser August 31, 2015

lefty

An unattractive person, called a "lefty" because you swipe left on Tinder.

"IDK man, she's not curvy, she's like, fat as hell. She's lefty status, and her friends are lefties too.

by LifeSavr January 10, 2017

lefty

A generally lower class person living in the right handed world. Characteristics include: general goofiness, outlandish in their actions, their penis hangs to the opposite side (I'm serious ask a lefty), and they have sex differently.

Why is that guy over there drooling and speaking incoherently?

I dunno bro, I think he is a lefty.

by MikeDrewJordan December 17, 2008

loft-bananna

A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.

Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.

by cameronistough December 28, 2005

Lefty

An undesirable female (or male). The term is derived from swiping left on the Tinder app to reject a female (or male) you don't want to be matched up with.

Nah dawg- she's a lefty fo' sho'. Swipe left homey!!

by Hollywoodknight August 16, 2014