Lockergating

The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.

- Did you see Alexander and Xavierdamus lockergating yesterday?

-- Yeah I did, what of it?

- Nothing.

by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011

Lockdown Lightweight

Someone who has not consumed any or very little alcohol during lockdown. Then when lockdown has eased they consume alcohol and become drunk very quickly.

"Blimey we are in the pub and Dave has only had 1 beer and he is wobbling all over the place. He has become a lockdown lightweight"

by Chelle_Belle78 June 1, 2020

Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.

"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"

by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021

nobb lock

The action by which a man accidentally zips his penis into his zipper.

Damn, I tried to zip up quick after I took a piss but nobb locked my self....I think Im bleeding!

by Brizzown July 2, 2005

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

by J Man123 November 6, 2013

paradigm lock

Inability to shift from a given mindset

I was in this really interesting discussion on Facebook but then the other guy got a paradigm lock

by nebuchadnezzar#7 January 5, 2015