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Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf December 1, 2017
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Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.
I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.
by Drainage94 March 9, 2017
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Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.
That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.
by Queefmaster February 24, 2020
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Range Lizard

A person who hangs around gun ranges, trying to get laid by people with super sweet guns (full autos, sub-machine guns, suppressed guns).
Dude if this suppressed FNX 45 Tactical gets me laid by even just one range lizard, it will be worth it!
by madscout636 July 28, 2013
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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....
the fancy lizard is gay..
by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023
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Green Lizard

an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)

all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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