Lizard Brain 

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

Lizard Brain by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024

Lizard tickle culture 

A very specific tradition where you tickle lizards until they die

Hey did you see that dude tickle his lizard! Yeah I hope I can achieve that accomplishment of lizard tickle culture one day!

Lizard tickle culture by The lizard tickler May 27, 2024

Lizard tickle culture 

Lizard tickle culture is a culture of people that tickle lizards for respect

Lizard tickle culture is a bit odd, let's just tickle feet instead.

Lizard tickle culture by The lizard tickler July 12, 2024

Lizard Face 

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.

Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”

Lizard Face by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

Lizard Tea by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

Lizard Tea by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

lizard rich 

The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like

Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.

lizard rich by snagglejew April 8, 2025