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naked linda 

getting naked with your back to the audience and then bending over so everyone can see your shaved beaver.
Mary did a naked linda before jumping in the pool. Everyone saw her pussy...
naked linda by Stevie439 July 30, 2019
Rio Linda is actually northern Sacramento. filled with little boys on bicycles and refer to themselves as bikers. An area that is the sole reason Sacramento is looked upon as a cow town. Housing is cheap because the amount of meth heads and drunks that plague the area. Contradictory lifestyles.....racist against blacks yet they try to look and act like them. As well as trying to look down upon others as if they where upper class citizens...when in fact it is composed mostly of white trash.
Rio Linda: Where a man can be a man and chickens are scared, sheep on wednesdays.
Rio Linda by Nate Puleo March 1, 2008

Rio Linda Girls 

From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?

A- A full set of teeth.

Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?

A-Walks home.

Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?

A-To keep their ankles warm.
Rio Linda Girls by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010

listen Linda 

v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.

..................
The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...

Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.

That's what she said.
listen Linda by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

Dropped A Linda 

When you take such a massively long poop, and part of it sticks out of the toilet water; this creates a worse smelling aftermath than the typical shit, as raw feces are sticking out of the water.
-"How was the shit?"
-Terrible dude, I totally Dropped a Linda.

spicey linda 

preforming oral on a mensturating girl
i gave her a spicey linda and she gave me an Eric the Red
spicey linda by some dork February 4, 2004