life

nothing!

my life is nothing.

by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018

life

pointless painful partying

person1: life sucks
person2: its so pointless and painful
person1: i think i know how to fix this!
person2: how?!
person1: lets party!!

by fangirl2.0 January 25, 2019

life

Something you clearly don't have because you are searching words you must know!

He actually has a life!

by #ONLYAJOKE March 11, 2016

life

The living people as a whole. Often cited as quite shitty, but there is a two-step plan in order to succeed:
1. Don't reveal your secrets.

Life is a mixed bag, as in shit, vomit, eye crust, and liquid ass butter.

by TideHighThighs February 1, 2015

life

Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.

Dad: You should get a taste of life!
Son: Oh god no.

by \|/ January 8, 2017

life

a giant pile of shit, crap terrible

ogh i hate life

by ifdiuHizuhfiWEFb.l September 9, 2019

life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

by succ a toe February 9, 2019