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libertarian poverty

Since anyone can provide *services *, any libertarian can theoretically contribute to the libertarian economy.
Unless they are just in libertarian poverty, which means that they are a virgin incel.
Here, services implies sexual services.
A: "I'm in libertarian poverty at the moment, because of these pesky women"
B: "Bro admit you're bitchless and go goon to your purist hentai lmfao"
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Batesian Libertarianism 

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Thoreauvian Libertarianism

A blend of Thoreau’s anti‑statism and classical liberal economics, emphasising absolute individual sovereignty, private property (especially land), and the rejection of taxation and regulation. Thoreauvian libertarians invoke Civil Disobedience to justify refusing to pay taxes, licensing fees, or military service. They value voluntary association, homesteading, and the right to secede from society. Unlike mainstream libertarians, they tend to be environmentalists (nature is the ultimate property right) and sceptical of corporations, which they see as artificial state‑created entities.
Example: “He lived in a yurt, earned Bitcoin coding, and never filed a tax return—Thoreauvian libertarianism: your life, your land, your consequences, and no one else’s business.”

Schrödinger's Libertarian 

A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings
I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right

Bottom Up Libertarianism 

Bottom Up Libertarianism

A new political platform dedicated to improving the quality of life of Americans based on inalienable rights of human beings, while at the same time allowing it to flourish as a leading world power. This is an alternative to the current two party system that merges the most admirable values/policies of both parties, thus fostering cohesion and unity.

The number one priority of Bottom Up Libertarianism is ensuring freedom of all Americans. This includes freedom of speech, religion, right to bear arms, choice over one’s body, and a completely free market. With less restrictive market regulations, corporations will be able to be able to focus on innovation to strengthen American GDP.
The next priority of this platform is acknowledging that social inequality exists but that focusing on identity politics is not a remedy, but rather a catalyst for further division. Instead, taking an economic perspective on solving this inequality is a more effective approach. If a certain demographic group lacks opportunity, enforcing action to correct this directly will end up causing adverse effects on the rights of not only other demographic groups, but the rights of the individual. The solution on this matter is to utilize economic resources to channel capital into the institutions and infrastructure of underprivileged communities based off of data analytics to set them up for a brighter future. This in turn will spur growth across all classes of America.
Bottom Up Libertarianism is the ideal American future.