Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

lester papadopoulos

Apollo but with a flab, acne, and bad self confidence. Oh, and he’s mortal with a hint of weak.

“You know Rick Riordan’s new book series?” “Oh, yeah i heard about it.” “He literally named a character Lester Papadopoulos.”

by a amajiki tamaki simp October 16, 2020

Letter Kills

A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.

The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.

by Vertical Not Horizontal March 28, 2004

Silent Letter

A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.

It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.

"What does tahooghot mean?"

"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."

by cold ice October 19, 2009

Lettermen

1. Hairy man, or women whom which has participated in sportly activities and events in there early years, but now have gotten fat, and out of shape.

Person 1: Did you now in 1990 Sandra was the volleyball captain and allstar player.

Person 2: yeah, but it's 2015 now and she's turned into such a "lettermen".

by SuperX August 12, 2015

dead letter office

An institution within post where letters with no adresee are collected and opened in order to trace the adresee. If they remain unknown, the letters are burnt.

She was depressed, working in a dead letter office, reading all that stuff people write just to find out there is no one who will eventually receive these letters.

by necrotism June 11, 2006