Lebanese

People who originate from the country of Lebanon. Very giving and generous people. Often times when you come into their houses, they'll invite you to eat and drink something with them. They're usually found smoking the hookah and playing "tawleh" ('Table') in lebanese. They have a lot of pride in their country and in their culture. Many people assume that lebanese people are stuckup and think highly of themselves, which infact is NOT true. They're very kind people who are just infatuated with their country - nothing wrong with that! Overall, they stick together because 1 out of 10 times they're scapegoated and called "terrorist!" and other racial slurs. My opinion, don't judge them 'til you've befriended them for yourself!

Random person: *knocks at door*
Lebanese person: Hello! come in come in! come drink some coffee! Ahla w. sahla feek! I'll read your cup!

by I love lebanese people. March 7, 2011

lebanese shithead

Same as towel head but instead of wearing a turban they wear used toilet paper around their head as a form of religion

Did you see that dude with the nasty toilet paper on his head he must be a lebanese shithead

by dirtball bag May 4, 2008

Lebanese Breakfast

To fart in someones mouth to wake them up. They have to be asleep before the fart is released, and be awake as a result of the fart taste in their mouth in order for it to be classed as a lebanese breakfast.

If he doesn't wake up soon I'm gonna give him a Lebanese breakfast

by Jaketown September 9, 2012

Levani

someone who breaks one girl’s heart all the time and is the reason why the girl is depressed all the time…he’s a heartbreaker, DO NOT FAILL IN LOVE WITH HIM <3

levani is a heartbreaker

by dontfallinlovewmen November 21, 2021

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008

Lebanese Kebab

the act of decorating your penis with various food products such as beef, chicken, fruits, etc. and getting your bitch to eat it off

'im hungry'
'how bout a Lebanese Kebab?'

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

lebanese

lebanese girls are the hottest girlz ever no doubt bout that..
lebanese guys are the most cold, NOT FUNNY, and wangstaz ppl ever.. they think they are tough and all but when it comes to real fights they need to call up their whole nation to come wid dem..

you may find that it gets annoying chillin wid some lebanese peeps bcauz they talk about their country a lot where it really gets really annoying and booring..
a lot of lebanese people believe for some reasons that they are the greatest race alive for some self-esteem issues...
a lot of lebanese peeps got attitude and are pretty good at it and think "they are tough"

Example 1:
buddha smoker: yo watzzz good man
lebanese: yo man in lebanon there is.... and... and... and..
*15 minutes later*
buddha smoker: fuck u and ur country

*cocks his shotgun* *BANG*

Example 2:
flirt: yo look at dat maddd chick maynee, i wish i culd get some of dat fine ass
flirt 2: ya mayne shes some fine lebanese chick

Example 3:
person 1 : aii man lets go one on one right naww
lebanese: u sure u wanna mess with me?? ur gunna get killed man
person 1: bring it on wigga u is a soft pussy
*lebanese person calls up 5 ppl*
lebanese: come here right now man this guy is talking shit about lebanon... lets jump him..

by TheBuddha Smokerrr November 6, 2009