laser

any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.

by miosis March 5, 2004

gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004

Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.

Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.

by Louise_East November 23, 2011

laserbeam

A lovely word to describe ladies who love other ladies. Derivative of laserbeamage, meaning to partake in some laserbeam activities.

Look, over there, a laserbeam!

by catsa April 2, 2007

Lucased

To take a perfectly good idea, then completely ruin it.

The first 3 Indiana Jones movies were pretty good but they certainly Lucased the 4th one.

by Brendo nintendo May 27, 2008

Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.

yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...

by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011