Laura

If your name us Laura your a cool wannabe. When you put your mind to something you do it.

Also, you are usually a hot head.

Laura is uncool.

by Thesmartestmanalive69 February 19, 2019

Laura Bush

A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.

Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!

by TheMarkSanford1 February 23, 2011

Laura and Adam

The cutest and hammiest couple in the existence of time. They put other relationships to shame with their amazing spontaneous parking lot sex, which usually involves an awkward getaway. Among other kinky adventures, their obvious and subtle cuteness and perfectness are unmatched. <3

Person1:"You see that couple over there? They're so cute!"
Person2:"Yeah, I bet they have great sex too"

Random bystander:"Who Laura and Adam? Yeah they do, I kicked them off of my driveway last week."

by JesusHimself2 May 19, 2009

laura-jayne

A very sexy being.
Rather good in bed. Likes men. Can be pretty when she tries.
Mouthy, very fit though.

"Oh my god, she's such a Laura-Jayne."

by Ja R January 11, 2008

Laura-Lea

ridiculously sexy and exciting.

Last night was so Laura-Lea.

by Gingergirl78 February 4, 2010

lit laura

An incredibly lit girl.
Laura eats cereal at 3am
Laura doesn't take people's shit
Laura is lit
Be like Laura

Person one; did you see that girl at the party last night? She was litt
Person two; yeah that's lit laura

by litlikelaura June 28, 2016

Laura Dern's

(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".

Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

by G.Nuh April 1, 2007