Expressing lack of presence of mind. Often typified by niggaz who've smoked an overabundance of trees or consumed excess amounts of doses.
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Unsure if this is regional. My crew in DC used this nonstop, but never heard in in the places I've lived since: Chicago and New York.
Please send me an email if you've heard it elsewhere.
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Unsure if this is regional. My crew in DC used this nonstop, but never heard in in the places I've lived since: Chicago and New York.
Please send me an email if you've heard it elsewhere.
Yo, your boy Juarez was lunchin' last night. He smoked a whole blunt of ill and tried to jump out the window of Shaniqua's window (she's on the 15th floow). But he was so fucked up he couldn't even figure out how to unlock the window. Damn.
by New York December 31, 2004
Get the lunchin mug.The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
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Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
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The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.
by D0c July 23, 2007
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Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
by Coach BEAR December 5, 2013
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They make videos and podcasts about random things that they do or have done.
They make videos and podcasts about random things that they do or have done.
Person 1: “have you seen Lunch Club? Their videos are awesome!”
Person 2: “I’ll have to check them out!”
Person 2: “I’ll have to check them out!”
by Honey_Muffin April 9, 2020
Get the Lunch Club mug.A qualifying phrase intended to illustrate that someone has done a great deal in a short time... i.e: between the hours of 9 and 12, the shorter "half" of the workday.
Used sarcastically, sort of a "that's it?" illustrator.
Used sarcastically, sort of a "that's it?" illustrator.
I've researched the Abraham case on WestLaw and Lexis, ordered new office software for the front desk, sat three new client consultations, run to the courthouse and filed our motions, and had my oil changed on the way back, all before lunch.
Sarcastically: Hey, I called the office supplies place and ordered the pens you asked for. "Wow... All that before lunch?"
Sarcastically: Hey, I called the office supplies place and ordered the pens you asked for. "Wow... All that before lunch?"
by Honor June 23, 2004
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by grape juice December 9, 2008
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