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Land Rover 

The greatest 4x4 vehicle of all time. The LR3 was the last legitimate Land Rover that could actually go off road and impress people with it's capabilities.

Many people are now getting them just for the status, and putting 22" chrome rims on it which goes against everything the company stands for and represents.

If you doubt Land Rover then watch videos of the Camel Trophy
Dumbass: Dude! I just got a lift and 33's for my jeep!!

Land Rover Owner: I bet you would not have lasted one day with stock Land Rovers in the Camel Trophy
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Toyota Owner: MY YOTA IS A BEAST!!

Land Rover Owner: Why do I always tow you out of every trail we go to?
Land Rover by Discovery Stud September 14, 2012
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land mammal 

generally female, a person of grotesque proportions and general unclean appearance. although exactly acurate referring to one in this way points out their animal like quality.
whoa! did you see that fuckin' land mammal walkin into white castle.
land mammal by brewse April 16, 2008
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land whoop 

Sam and Becky were skipping through the field and fell in a land whoop
land whoop by Canola02 June 30, 2018

land a Beefo 

Bastard North American son of the British term "to pull," meaning "to entice into romantic intercourse a highly, er, 'desirable' hunk of man meat."

"Beefo" originated as the stock name for any overly hunky member of a boyband whose name you do not know.

Double points if you use this phrase to refer to a female.
What do you mean, you don't like the food court? I'm in a mood to land me some Beefo! To the Panda Express, bitches!
land a Beefo by Moodeln February 19, 2005

land grab 

In many online games, players manage countries. Examples: Monarchy, Utopia, Earth 2025. One way to aquire land is to attack a random opponent, taking some of their land. An attack with the purpose of land conquest is a landgrab.
Dammit! While I was away, Lord Wootsayediditagyn attacked me with a land grab, stealing 50 acres!
land grab by Alan Partington March 23, 2004

land of the free and the home of the brave 

United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica
"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"

Land Pirate 

A modern day gypsy.

Persons who can't resist the open road and often take off on random unplanned road trips, looting and pillaging.

Persons who travel around the country in a van and practice freeganism and perhaps some shoplifting in order to stick it to "the man"
"Those girls are land pirates. They travel around in that van selling handmade art and performing at music festivals. "

"Check out the skull and cross bones those land pirates painted on their van."

"I just saw a land pirate stick a bottle of Jack Daniels down her pants,walk out of the store and jump in the back of that van."