Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick

Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know

by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018

bowie knife

A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.

Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.

by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! December 31, 2016

Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

Knifed-up

Getting plastic surgery, usually to excess...

Lil Kim is always getting knifed-up...

by lackawannachix February 8, 2010

Nutter Knife

Commonly misinterpretted as a butter-knife, it is a knife used my those who either like "nuts", or they are "nuts" themselves.

I used the nutter knife to spread my PeanutButter on my toast.

by urbanpro July 15, 2010

survival knife

the knife that you have with you when the shit hits the fan.

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!

by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015

Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.

Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"

by bacongrubber July 13, 2012