kanism

1. To mess up, to throw a temper trantrum.

2. The state of having a sore anus the next morning.

1. Damn I fucking pulled a kanism at the wedding what with the streaking and all. Im gonna go throw a kanism.

2. Don't ever let anyone get you into a sleep hold, because the next day you'll have a kansim.

by Deltron September 1, 2004

kaniblia

a bad/awful/naughty speller

santa is a kaniblia he spelled everyones name on the "bad" list wrong

by better off May 2, 2006

Kanirked

In baseball, when a pitcher makes a fool of a batter and the batter strikes out swinging.

That pitcher just Kanirked that batter.

by JC+AV4eva June 4, 2007

kanias

A job or many jobs that require a lot of hard, mostly physical, work. The term usually refers to driving long distances from one place to another for an unwanted cause.

Joe: Hey, we're going to play some football! are you coming?
Nitz: No man, I need to drive my brother to the airport, and then to take the car to the garage.
Joe: What a kanias.
Nitz: You bet your ass.

by demaoza March 2, 2008

kanipsies

a magic fairy that swarms around the head of a dykle.

"dykle looks distracted today?"
"oh its just the kanipsies distracting him.

by jms92411 September 25, 2011

kanian

a while ago.

I saw you kanian

by baby1234 August 6, 2012

Kaniget

A form of stuttering derived from meth and cocaine addiction.

"Hey, Billy, did you hear how Jebb was talking?"
"Yeah, he had a real kaniget."

by Dick van Shit Ass Fuckanigga January 27, 2014