by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 08, 2010
A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
by verysweet10B April 19, 2010
A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
by Bradllie July 20, 2018
Kevin is your typical holier-than-thou Christian virgin that makes terrible jokes, loves quoting Star Wars and only has "friends" on discord. He'll worm his way into some type of weird friendship with you until he eventually has access to some of your social media. After that he'll post things on discord to make it seem like he's real buddy buddy with the people he now snaps or has on facebook(lol) even to the point of it potentially doxxing them. But he doesn't give a shit because he's Kevin. He also guilt trips you when you aren't giving him enough attention, and holy shit does he require a lot of it. He's basically a high maintenance girlfriend that doesn't do anything for you.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Oh yeah and ladies he's single! He just thinks vaginas are gross enough to not want to touch them and requires you have a hefty set of tits. I'm sure one of you gals out there would love this hunk by your side.
Did you hear what Kevin did today?
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
No, what is it?
He just posted a full name dox then blamed it on somebody else baiting him...
You'd think with his high Christian values he'd know better than to do that to somebody regardless
by Fstarter May 08, 2019
one who is arrogant; sometimes cocky and misleading; thinks highly of themselves and no one else, yet wants people to feel sorry for them; one you could live without touching your life; betrays even the nicest of people; lies every chance they get; an untrusting person
by silverstreak34 February 04, 2010