kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

Keleigh

Describes a lier. She hates telling the truth and often talks behind her "friends" back. She decivies every one she meets.

Oh my god I hate keleigh.

by Cant_handle_this lol lol69 November 3, 2017

keleaitis

Having a deficiency of Kelea related contact. Symptoms include talking to a wall, hair loss, and aidsabetes. Also the afflicted tend to dislike winter breaks as a result.

I have not seen the Kelea animal in over 2 days. The onset of symptoms related to keleaitis have already begun appearing.

by Bertosaurus December 9, 2008

kelbert

Farting into a vagina

Give me a good old kelberting me old tosspot

by Wardy October 3, 2017

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

Kebert

Some weird mf that most likely is short. He likes pot for sure and tries to exceed in many things. Overall not a bad friend but will take your money and not repay you.

Kebert: lemme get $5 I’ll pay you back
John: igh
1 month later
Still hasn’t relayed him

by Diyanxa July 27, 2019