Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan December 9, 2007

Kanu

The cookie loving thief of the wildly popular Theninja-rpg (TNR). A popular game based on a ninja setting. She is one of the lovable administrators and the famous Thief of all things cute and cookie related. Also owns a dude ranch.

1. Oh Crap Kanu stole my cookie!

2. Tch Kanu got into my cookie stash.

3. God damnit Kanu leave your red hands off mah cookies!

4. <3 You Kanu

by Angelkat July 14, 2010

Kaan

A person who smokes a lot of weed. He is very intelligent and handsome. Politness is a very big thing for him. Without his little pusher bag he goes nowhere !

OMG ! You have a really nice pusher bag, it looks sooo Kaan *~*

by Akhizzzz January 2, 2017

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

kanuder

The area between the butthole and the nutsack.

The kanuder is also known as the taint.

by The Gus March 1, 2004

Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 16, 2008