Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

by Durr??? July 28, 2014

Juded

it is the act of being raped. Usually starts with a proper shit get with, then the aggressor usually tries to fuck. the gw involves a lot of teeth grinding but sometimes can acc be okay (this is v rare). The aggressor usually is persistent and resilient but not acc good at making you feel good. The victim ( the one that got juded) usually is not sober or is unconscious.

"wtf did I get juded last night at the party"

by x!xSurvivorx!x November 10, 2019

Jukee

A player that is not good at the game and makes plays that you would never think to ever be effective with how dumb they are, but manages to consistently get good scores and have a good K/D ratio. Often kills you camping in spots you would never expect a player to sit in. Spectating these players makes you cringe with how out of focus and terrible they play.

XxNoobSlayer69xX is such a jukee.

by WeariedCoffee2 July 13, 2020

Getting Jaked

Getting drunk, krunk, shitty pissy, really fucked up

Dude, Al got so jaked last night.
I'm getting jaked tonight to the max.

by Friddy November 3, 2008

juned

1. a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
2. a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned.
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous May 13, 2005

juke

A: Dancing
B: To sell drugs

A: I'm ready to go to this party and juke
B: I been on the block all day juking this shit

by Phillie Phil September 27, 2005