Josh

A word that is impossible to say backwards.

Dan: HHHOOOOSSSOOOOOODGGEE (sound of someone attempting josh backward)

Tim: Thats as impossible as is it is for Osama bin ladens beard to be on a sun-silk ad.

by ooohhnarutokun May 07, 2011

Josh

a short, red-headed devil that dresses like a bro. He has a negative opinion on just about every subject. He likes long walks on the beach, but dont let this distract you from the ultra-negative nature of the beast.

That comment by Mark was so negative it is the epitome of Josh.

by Crowntown BroKing March 30, 2011

Josh

The name Josh (short for Joshua) sprouts from its Hebrew meaning 'savior,' probably for the heroic aspects found in those who share the name. As of the most common names in the world, it has been featured in the top ten most common boy names multiple times. This is because many parents want their children to be in the 'Josh' elect. This 'Josh' elite populate the superior form of studly, chivalrous, sexy, creative, gregarious, altruistic, charismatic, manly men you will ever witness. They are the best of the best in all aspects of relationships and are considered inhumanly gifted lovers. You will know a true Josh when you find one. If you come into contact with one, bow down and show immediate respect. If you are a worthy suitor, prepare to be satisfied and pampered beyond your wildest dreams.

Him? That's a Josh. Quick! Bow down! For we are not worthy.

by aLUCKYluckyGAL August 01, 2011

Josh It

When your friend Josh says he will be somewhere and then doesnt show up.

Hey, I'll be there at 5:00. Yeah right, we all know you're going to Josh it.

by SukkaFree July 26, 2010

Josh

A Homosexual of asian origin e.g. lady boy or very camp man.

I was in Hong Kong the other day and there were so many Josh's, what a load of bum loving gays!"

by oooooooooooooooooh September 26, 2010

Josh

A really perverted, ditzy guy who trips over clear objects, likes to eat bananas, thinks he is healthy, works out 24-7, thinks he sooo hot, drools on his pillow, thinks he's the coolest guy ever, loves video games, very OCD, and makes his mom pop his zits.

Did you see that guy that tripped over that clear gate. Dude, don't worry about he's Josh.

by the dorks hiding in your tub December 19, 2010

Josh

A man who works on colored wires all day long, he doesnt get much right. maybe thats because he is colorblind...

"why is my car so fucked up"
"I dunno, Josh said it looked good"

by ifuckcars December 08, 2011