jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Jonny

another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

dont do a jonny!

i'll go and get a jonny from the store ;)

by dissid February 4, 2009

Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005

jonno cooper

one who loves the penis

"ohh yeh that guys a right jonno"
"noooooo jonno i dont want to put my penis in ur mouth"

by Chris :P February 3, 2005

jonnylush

an expression of homosexuality

'Man, that guys such a jonnylush. He's sooo freaking gay.'

by Towney The Cockeyed Hooker May 13, 2005

jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006