Joey

An old man that can't even ride a surfboard anymore. He could've made it as an artist but he ficking sucks.

Stay away from that house Joey lives there.

by IIIIII0IIIII August 8, 2022

Joey

Any Random guy you find outside, usually in a store or supermarket like a 711. Loves to interrupt people and is a workaholic.

Wow, I just found a Joey at Walmart

by LolGotYouNN May 10, 2021

Joey

either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.

"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."

by lollipop lamoureux April 22, 2012

Joey

An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.

Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.

by H00chymama January 14, 2008

Joey

Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell

You smell like a joey

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

a joey

if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.

f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!

by Broomy November 9, 2008

Joey

1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover

1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.

by Ducklover February 14, 2006