JOEY

a goofy poo who says they're john pork. I MEAN LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE

Joey = john pork

by jaxksskittle May 22, 2023

JOEY

A "Joey" is a mentally ill teen (non- binary or sum shit like that) who has a couple of friends,like 2/4 ppl max who dyes their hair like nothing and who have serious problems w attachment/mommy/daddy issues
Mostly introverted I think

Joey don't tell me that ur searching urself bb
Do something better in ur life hun

by Swiffer<3 November 21, 2021

Joey

either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.

"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."

by lollipop lamoureux April 22, 2012

Joey

An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.

Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.

by H00chymama January 14, 2008

Joey

Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell

You smell like a joey

by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018

a joey

if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.

f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!

by Broomy November 9, 2008

Joey

1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover

1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.

by Ducklover February 14, 2006