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Jingle Jangle

When your dick gets so soft that it moves around without being able to stop. Also means a dick that is too soft to fit in the persons pants because they are too drunk to walk........
"Holy Shit Emma, look at his JINGLE JANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020
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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018
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jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
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Brizz-Jingle

Toppers of a badders listening to Myley Cyrus
“Man just got brizz-jingle off a 10
by BigWillyPhillyy April 18, 2025
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Jingle Whore

Someone who's obsessed with Christmas and sings Christmas songs all year round.
Omg you're such a jingle whore.
by scotslassie March 20, 2016
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