Jeremy

1. outright sarcastic but very friendly
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts

Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.

by loli pop February 3, 2010

Jeremy

Fucked up drugy who still loves a girl that broke his heart

He’s a stoner

Oh ya that’s Jeremy

by Crackheadslut December 6, 2019

Jeremiah Johnson

When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.

Hey Christina, I honestly think you would look great with a beard. Mind if I Jeremiah Johnson you?

by trosk-ski October 28, 2013

Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt - new rhyming slang for Cunt.

That man is a a right "Jeremy Hunt!"

by AngryDoc September 20, 2016

Jeremy's Mom

A very hot, attractive, often swampy lady. She often will have a sweaty vagina and it will smell like that shit you took last night. No one wants to go near it, but everyone wants to fuck it.

"Jeremy's Mom rode my cock like a kid riding a pony at the grocery store."
"Jermemy's mom is hot"
"Jeremy Mom's vagina got fucked by a skinny (jeremy) kid last night.

by Jeremy Skinnyberg October 26, 2010

Jerlenely

Adjective.

1) taking a very long time to do something very simple
2) Never picking up the phone
3) The act of ditching your friends
4) The act of making unnecessary risk assessments of their relationship. (ie. what do we do when we break up and have an argument?)

Hey! Stop being so Jerlenely!

by It'sAJerlenelyThing December 10, 2010

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003