"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 20, 2021
Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.
by Big Chungus 40269 September 17, 2021
The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018
The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 02, 2020
After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack
by Ishnula February 01, 2018
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 02, 2020
A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020