Jennifer

A very sexy average high school teacher that lives at the International House of Blunts and Blows and eats everyday at iHop pancake restaurant. She raps about how to teach english and do things for other people. She has a flat booty that looks like a hairy waffle.

Hey bro, I saw Jennifer at iHop!

by Lil Thong October 23, 2018

Jennifer

Is Asian and hot as hell. Is also the biggest weeb out there and can possibly be a pedophile. She will track down all names on her red list so try to not piss her off. She might be under your bed right now. Tough luck

Calling someone Jennifer basically means you like her

by Burnt Rice June 13, 2019

Jennifer

A racist white girl that only is interested in white guys

Jennifer only likes white boys.

by OKEB May 18, 2014

Jennifer

The Biggest Faggot You'll Ever Meet.

Tom: "Who is that?"

Adam: "That's Jennifer, don't talk to her bro, Jennifers are faggots!"

Tom: "Thank god I'm not friends with a Jennifer!"

by littlefucktwat July 7, 2014

Jennifer

The title for the significantly younger girlfriend to a middle-aged or older man.
It is not her name, it is what she is.

Your uncle has a new Jennifer. I think she's a bit older than his last girlfriend.

by OldArmyGuy March 30, 2017

Jennifer

An annoying bitch that is so obssesed with one person. YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW A JENNIFER

Dude 1: Who is that
Dude 2: ITS JENNIFER

Dude 1: Thanks god i dont know a jennifer

by hell yeamo May 12, 2014

Jennifer

Seems shy and sweet at first, but is vv rude
once you get to know her. ugly both inside and outside. If you meet a Jennifer, be careful because they’re very two sided and rude but pretend they like you

Me: Hi Jennifer
Jennifer: Hi🤗
* leaves *
Jennifer: omg she’s such a blah blah blah

by identitycrisisgendercrisis November 4, 2019