carfish

Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.

The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time

by VR4 June 18, 2017

Carfishing

When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.

"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"

by Samreen182 August 24, 2016

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Carfish

An individual who does not own a vehicle but poses for selfies next to supercars and sports cars, belonging to strangers, then posts on social media and states or implies they own the vehicle.

That individual is a Carfish! He couldn't afford the petrol to fuel the car let alone buy the vehicle!

This person scraps for busfare and doesn't own a vehicle. They are a Carfish.

by KazaraB December 22, 2024