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Porn Jelly

Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012
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Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.
The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.
by Light Joker March 17, 2004
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jelly bracelets

Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.

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Nothing more, nothing less.
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People wear them like any other bracelets.
by Amie. April 3, 2004
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Herbal Jelly

Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'

'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
by herbal supplyment June 20, 2020
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posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by mrjames July 1, 2014
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Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.
"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|
by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023
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slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
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