mormon crack

Coffee, or any caffinated drink
I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake
by MrJames September 20, 2006
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posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by mrjames July 01, 2014
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