Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.

The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.

by Light Joker March 17, 2004

Porn Jelly

Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling

"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."

by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012

jelly bracelets

Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.

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Nothing more, nothing less.

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People wear them like any other bracelets.

by Amie. April 3, 2004

jelly fried

When one's jealousy becomes so intense they become confrontational or even violent

That homegirl is so jelly fried you are best off not even looking in her mans direction.

by Rooster Rue January 17, 2015

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Leet Jelly

The physical manifestation of leet.

Joe-hey jon you got like one kill that round, whats the matter?
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.

by sykishi December 9, 2008