Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024

steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade

Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets

by Expligatory November 25, 2010

Jeeps

Coolest car In the world

1:Hey look at that _Jeep
2:I hate _Jeeps_
1:*kills*

by 👁👄👁I don’t like you August 26, 2020

JeeP-S

A vehicle-navigation system dat gives you routes through such rough terrain dat only a dedicated 4-wheel-drive buggy could traverse them!

Bob Munro apparently was following da directions of a "JeeP-S" when he took da rutted mountain-trail, since he high-centered da RV on a boulder in da movie.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Jeeping

When a person or persons, typically male, observe or discuss anything and everything related to a Jeep. The art of admiring one s or someone else’s Jeep or their parts. The need to talk about Jeeps constantly.

Wow Bill, that’s a nice picture of your drive shaft you sent me. Maybe later we can go Jeeping together.

Those guys are looking at each other’s Jeeps in the Dairy Queen parking lot. They must be Jeeping.

by Snowpants69 April 22, 2019