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Jammed up

When the poo has hit the fan in one’s life.
I’m not jammed up. Scammy spent all my money, the sober living was gross so I left, I’m essentially homeless, I don’t have any of my shit because I’m too nervous to be around all the drama associated with getting it consolidated into one area, and all I wanna do is get high but can’t because I’m facing 131 years in prison at the moment.
by Eve Gonzales January 5, 2020
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bad mamma jamma

n.
1. A large man capable of whooping your ass easily.
2. A bad situation to be in.
1. That dude is one bad mamma jamma.
2. Dude, my parents found my stash. I'm in one bad mamma jamma.
by James Dawson June 6, 2004
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Jammela

The best mate a person could ever have. A beautiful and intelligent girl who is always there when she is needed and is loyal, trust worthy, FUNNY, sexy, caring, happy and just a generally great person. Everyone should have there own Jammela but there is only one true Jammela and SHE'S MINE.
(I totally did not copy this)
Christian sure is lucky, he has a Jammela! All I have is a Kate....
by Cheesegod666 May 1, 2011
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Toe Jammer

1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.

2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.

3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.
2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009
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jammer

Slang for a joint.
Dude let's go smoke a jammer.
by double-a November 25, 2006
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Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.
Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.
by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009
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CoCo Jambo

Guy: Hey babe..lets Coco Jambo tonight.
Girl: Oh Hell No, Coco Jambo
by Adrianne & Travis October 22, 2008
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