chicken jab

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max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight
by heaAddict April 17, 2024
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Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.
P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."
by Sdlewis September 23, 2008
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I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
by tommy sparks May 01, 2005
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Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC February 11, 2016
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Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again
by Buttwig May 28, 2020
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jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.
If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.
by mainframejeff July 10, 2009
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