1. Talentless gay "boy" of 16 who sings unoriginal songs in his 6 year old voice about love, and girls, both of which he has had minimal personal experience aside from his girlfriend and mother.
2. The fantasy love interest of many girls between the age of 8-14 who claim his songs are amazing but only love him because of his haircut.
3. An asshole who thinks he is a hardass because he knows Usher.
4. The "boy" whos picture became a pornographic image for girls to finger themselves to.
5. "His" "balls" haven't dropped yet, pointing to a
high pitched voice and short height.
6. Worldwide disgrace to music with Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band and etc.
7. National
disgrace to Canada
8. Cause of
suicidal thoughts among real men who listen to real music after listening to his crap
1. Guy:
Justin Beiber is such a gay faggot. I want to beat his fucking brains out with a baseball bat. I can't stand his high voice blasting out his stupid songs.
2. Girl: Justin is so HAWT! His songs are amazing and really touch the heart! AND HIS HAIRCUT! OMG!
3. Justin Bieber: I'm so cool just because I know USHER!
4. I'm not going to describe this...
5. JB in high voice: BABY BABY BABY
Guy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG BEFORE MY EARS BLEED! At least try singing after your balls drop if you have any and grow a couple of inches!
6. Listen to any song other than pop and you'll know why
7. Seriously, he gives Canada, otherwise a fine nation, a bad name. I lost some degree of respect for Canada when he came about
8. Real man hearing JB: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
Girl hesitantly turns of the radio
Real man: Goddamn! I'm gonna swallow my pistol if I hear his annoying voice again!
9. Drill Sergeant Hartman: Come on Private Bieber! You move like old people fuck! Are you singing to me? Then SHUT UP Private Bieber! Get off my obstacle!
Get the fuck off my obstacle! Or I'm gonna rip your balls of, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will shut you up Private Bieber, if it SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
-original quote from the film
Full Metal Jacket, with Bieber's name in place of Private Pyle, and a few other changes