A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
by morgangills November 15, 2004
An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.
At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.
by MichaelJC July 07, 2006
`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland
by Garthy September 19, 2006
Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.
by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005
n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)
This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"
This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"
1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.
2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.
2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.
by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006
by I am the Moleman January 24, 2018
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