instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020

Instant

Instant is sort of a mod in the xxchiak1xx server. Too bad he can't get a girlfriend or a discord kitten, sadly. Plays Genshin Impact sometimes so I guess he's not all that bad. If you're under 15+, you're safe. He's also gay for Dead Inside

Haha lol no example for Instant lmao😭✌️

by pissnene December 27, 2021

Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.

Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 1, 2024

Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

instant "o"

noun - something that is so amazing it makes you want to jizz pants, can be virtually anything

verb - intant "o"ed - the act of something being so amazing that you basically cream your panties

1. noun - Kyle's homemade macaroni and cheese was so delicious that Heather considered it an instant "o" and nearly moaned as she ate.

2. verb - When I watched New Moon and Taylor Lautner appeared on the screen shirtless, I instant "o"ed.

by pandarex November 25, 2009

Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz February 24, 2009