Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe July 3, 2015
Get the instant congestionmug. by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023
Get the Instantmug. Type of genre in hentai or doujins where female main character who believes herself to be strong gets overwhelmed , dominated and get fucked into submission by a stronger male villian , having both her body and mind broken. This type of genre triggers the hateful femoids species (misandrists )and modern day femcel feminists alike .
John : : Have you heard how Delilah saying
she can beat any men, after attending a
few self defense classes?
Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge
a wrong guy and get an instant loss.
she can beat any men, after attending a
few self defense classes?
Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge
a wrong guy and get an instant loss.
by MegaBased GigaChad January 20, 2024
Get the Instant lossmug. Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022
Get the Instant Regretmug. Instant is sort of a mod in the xxchiak1xx server. Too bad he can't get a girlfriend or a discord kitten, sadly. Plays Genshin Impact sometimes so I guess he's not all that bad. If you're under 15+, you're safe. He's also gay for Dead Inside
by pissnene December 27, 2021
Get the Instantmug. A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?
B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.
A: Shut the fuck up!
B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.
A: Shut the fuck up!
B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010
Get the Instant weakmug. by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Instantmug.